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Name:
The Fascinet
Birthdate:
1970
External Services:
  • fascinet@livejournal.com
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Fascinet
Highly Dangerous
Passable
Not Fit for Society
Highly Dangerous

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I am the Fascinet, which is rather like being the Satan, only with more letters and fewer minions.

Well, actually, no minions to speak of.

I'd settle for just one little demon, really.

Or maybe an imp? No?

How about an irritable, three-toed leprechaun with halitosis? Please?

And then there's the property. If you're elected Satan, you get a nice manor in hell. When you're the Fascinet? Nothing.

Although I'm working on it.

I hear that Purgatory's been abandoned.

Maybe I can pick up its mortgage on a HUD program.


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