| Bio: |
I am the Fascinet, which is rather like being the Satan, only with more letters and fewer minions.
Well, actually, no minions to speak of.
I'd settle for just one little demon, really.
Or maybe an imp? No?
How about an irritable, three-toed leprechaun with halitosis? Please?
And then there's the property. If you're elected Satan, you get a nice manor in hell. When you're the Fascinet? Nothing.
Although I'm working on it.
I hear that Purgatory's been abandoned.
Maybe I can pick up its mortgage on a HUD program.
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If you're reading this, you qualify to buy one of these!
Who doesn't love these sentiments?
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| Interests: | 95: amiable decapitation, anthropophagi, arthropods, auberon waugh, batter-fried abortions, beer, beer is my friend, bill burroughs, capital letters, carnivorous plants, cephalopods, charles addams, colonial oppression, crawlies, creepies, creepies and crawlies, crustaceans, cthonic monsters, cunning plans, cuttlefish, dali, dead boys, delusions of grandeur, devo, diabolic hounds, dipsomania, dissipation, dynamic orthodoxies, dystopia, edward gorey, epistemological conundrums, escher, fascination, fascinetion, frank zappa, game theory, germanic barbarians, ginger beer, girls in lab coats, girls with black hair, girls with blonde hair, girls with blue hair, goat felching, grues, gustave dore, h.l. mencken, history of torture, hunter thompson, in-between gods, inappropriate touching, ingmar bergman, joy division, kurosawa, laibach, long pig, long pork sandwiches, machiavellian schemes, mark twain, maximum entropy states, minor threat, mystery cults, negativland, new gods, noise unit, octopuses, old gods, p.g. wodehouse, paradoxes, persecuting minions, phillip k dick, pretty flowers, purgatory, random violence, reptiles, rocket from the tombs, roger zelazny, s.c.o.t.s., saki, squid, terry gilliam, the cramps, the failure of man, the kinks, the mabinogion, the queers, the saints, the sonics, the stooges, the who, the woggles, toenail clippings, tom lehrer, turkey zombies, weird local potato chips, weird local sodas |
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