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January 21st, 2018

"This Pussy Grabs Back"

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When I saw that sign, I was wondering, "How can this behijabbed woman be so brave as to come on to Donald Trump in the middle of this protest?"

I mean that is so hot, right?

I also realized that while all these women were protesting, I was busy drawing a stripper in a public place.

December 21st, 2017

Happy Fascimus, Everybody!

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Eat the yellow snow!

December 17th, 2017

Spam Salad

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Setting up a message board for the podcast because my co-host wants one. He's supposed to be customizing it, so it's not public. So, no oneshould be posting on it.

And no one is...except the spammers. I don't know exactly how they found us, but it's amazing both: (1) how persistent they are in posting junk to a dead message board and (2) how unaware they are of what they're posting.

I mean this in a couple of senses. Firstly, they're posting word-salad with links and keywords. Secondly, I've used wildcards to change their posts automatically:

(1) Their keywords map into vegetables. e.g., Viagra becomes broccholi.

(2) Their domains have been changed from .shop to .veggies and .info to .salad (a few specific .coms need special attention - but those are too expensive for spammers.

I do have one of those pictorial verification systems and limited posts for new users, so the spammers do need to spend some time at what they're doing. Even though if they were looking at what they actually posted, they'd find that they were wasting thwir time.

November 27th, 2017

It was the night before Thanksgiving, and Y had gone to see her parents in C. I was alone in the study, enjoying the quiet and catching up on a little work, when I heard a noise coming from behind me. A large, insistent noise. The sound reminded me of when I lived in NOLA and, once or twice a year, someone would come by and try to open my door at 2:30 am. And, upon finding it locked, try again, just harder. And then, not believing that it wasn't working, put their shoulder into it.* And continue insistently long enough to wake me up.

So, I got up, and went out into the living room to see who was trying to break into my house. Now that I was in the center of the house, I could tell that the noise was definitely coming from the back door.

I turned on the lights and went to the back door. There was no one there, but the banging and the knocking continued. And so, I turned and looked out of the window...

And I saw this!Collapse )

* Being an exterior door, of course, it opened outward.

October 11th, 2017

Reverend Beat Man

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And the Monsters, too.

Why did I not know about this?

Just because I'm old?

June 30th, 2016

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Roar of the GiantsCollapse )

June 21st, 2016

Happy Fascinating Eve!

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Make sure you collect people's you guests' ritual fascines at the door and be careful in your summonings.

Remember: elementals will help you if they can, but you will pay steeply for the aid og gods.

June 10th, 2016

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April 29th, 2016

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Devilman Sam
Break out the shitkickers, The squares are gonna dance.

April 14th, 2016

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Tenure means you never have to wear pants again.
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